Mike Myers is a Canadian Actor who is actually a American weasel named Petey McNibblets and he lives with his pet unicorn/husband Freddy in an igloo in let's say...Germany. He was born in San Francisco, California (Cauliflower) on Hortonvember 42, 666. He is a proud supporter of Canadian Gay Marriage and he happens to be in several funny movies directed by Americans (which is the only reason he makes millions of Canadian Dollars, or 5 American.)
Why He's A HippyEdit
- He smokes pot and some drugs that no American will know about (Sram, Eitrams)
- He's Gay.
- He listens to Rush
- He killed a Smurf, I swear (a lot)! I saw it on a documentary, I think...
- He ate a monkey, but forgot to say grace.
- He owns a smart car.
- He was in Wayne's World.
- He's Canadian, and therefore Liberal.
- He's a Weasel.
- He's related to Jean Chretian and she's a Hippy.
- YOKO ONO is his lover's ex-lover's lover's cousin, 3 times removed
- His middle name is Moontaster
- He plays the Geetar on the MTV
- Any Pedophile Priest
- Your abusive uncle, Kevin
- That serial killer, eh?
- The Loch Ness Monster
- Jesus (Weird, Huh?)
- His MAMA OHHHH BURNED!