Mike Krzyzewski
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Coach of Duke University's Men's basketball team.

April 21, 2009 NailingEdit


  • is the coach of the Duke basketball team who may have lost the NCAA Tourney
    • one of Dr. Colbert's Final Four guests
  • unconscionable that he hoards so many consonants
  • why have a team
    • Stephen is the LeBron James of his show
  • what is the difference between teamwork and socialism
  • coaches may become dictators
  • different personality beast into a team
  • 29 years at Duke
  • greatest he ever coached Jordan
    • no suicides
  • will try the four-man-hand-holding defense
  • pointers for Stephen's softball team to beat Daily Show softball team
    • recruit ringers
  • how young should be a player be in the NBA
    • right out of high school
  • if you can drool, you can dribble
    • out of the womb
  • accused Dr. Colbert of a breeding experiment

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