Mike Johanns
is part of the United States Federal Government.
Don't ask; asking only helps the terrorists.


Mike workin' the portrait camera

Mike Johanns was selected to be The Greatest Secretary of Agriculture by The Greatest President Ever.

Mr. Johanns submitted his resignation[1] on September 20, 2007.

Presumably, he will be spending more time with his family.

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