Mike Farris

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Mike Farris
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

October 21, 2008 NailingEdit

  • Patrick Henry College
    • 85-90% of students are home schools
  • why leave the home to go to college
  • can hone what the parents have done
  • gave Stephen an award
    • Arbiter of American Morality
  • known as God's Harvard
    • kicks butts in
      • debate
      • moot court
  • anyone who accepts Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior can get into Heaven
    • but, must have high enough SAT scores to get into Patrick Henry
  • harder to get into his college than it is to get into heaven
    • eye of a needle at the front gate
      • God needs to raise his standards

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