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Mike Duncan is the new Ken Mehlman], but with lots more money and no beard. As Chairman of the Republican National Committee, it is Duncan's job to make sure that all Republican candidates get elected in every race they run, all the time.
If any Republican loses, Mike Duncan is a loser.
- Lives in Inez, Kentucky, the site of the largest environmental disaster never to have happened in the contiguous United States.
- Mel Martinez really got his job, but didn't want to leave his cushier kick-back position in the Senate. So Duncan runs the "day-to-day" while Martinez is the "head" of the RNC. In other words, Duncan is the bitch.
- Loves, and is loved by, Our President.
- Avoids embarrassing mis-statements by not saying anything at all.
- Not Ken Mehlman