White House
Mike Duncan
is the cabinet post or job
of the United States of America
Mike Duncan
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Mike Duncan is the new Ken Mehlman], but with lots more money and no beard. As Chairman of the Republican National Committee, it is Duncan's job to make sure that all Republican candidates get elected in every race they run, all the time.

If any Republican loses, Mike Duncan is a loser.

Fun Fracts, or "Duncan Nuggets"Edit

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