Mike "Buzz" Gravel is a former two-term Senator from the state of Alaska whom no one had ever heard of before the first Democrat Presidential debate.
Despite this, he bribed his way into that debate with a bottle of moonshine and proceeded to show the other wannabes just how filled with American grit he truly is. He was so forceful and impressive that moderator Brian Williams was reduced to cowering in fear every time he was given an opportunity to ask a follow-up question.
- Has a massive pair of Arctic snowballs
- Is an enthusiastic gun owner
- Is frightened of his fellow Democrats (who isn't?)
- Great at staring contests.
- Did not capture the nomination but did capture a possum.
- Escaped from the evil Democratic Party in 2008.
- Became a Libertarian because they had more pot and booze at their party.