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Michelle Obama (or "Assish" or M'Schelle as she prefers to be called) is a liberal Democrat trying to disguise herself as a terorist. Do not be fooled. She's been caught reading bear propaganda to children. The O'Reilly Factor has confirmed she hates America and the great sage of American radio, Rush Limbaugh has confirmed (through the information from this webtube) that she is pregnant again with her white child. A thoughtful debate on who the father is will be conducted between Sean Hannity and Mr. Limbaugh until McCain is elected to continue The Greatest President Ever's third term, or until the Obamas are out of the White House, whichever helps their ratings the most.
M'Schelle is considered a fashion trend starter. Woman across America are now padding their buttocks to looks as huge as hers, especialy when wearing purple or orange. Upon meeting Ms. Obama for the first time, the Queen of England commented "Jackie O?!?! Me bluddy ASS! I knew Jackie O ... I worked with Jackie O ... Ms. Obama, you're NO Jackie O!"
The Liberal Elite Edit
M'Schelle helped prove that one does not have to be born into the elite...one can social climb to it as well.
Same Doctor As JackoEdit
The Virgin NailingEdit
As of Saturday, April 19, 2008, The YouTube removed the video for its graphic content of M'Schelle tearing her clothes off for Stephen after he had sung to her. For better or worse, better news sources have preserved it.
- Her elitist upbringing was on the south side of Chicago
- growing up her family only had 4 spoons, then after her father got a raise, then they got 5 spoons
- Stephen predicts Michelle (not M'Schelle ) will be the next Jackie O
- she is a very good-looking lady
- Barack might be ruffled enough to come on to The Colbert Report to punch him
- She then asks Stephen to sing to her, which he does (Stephen then sings the first line of "L-o-v-e"
- She believes Barack sings better than Stephen
- Dr. Colbert warns her that she would never get any sleep as First Lady, because the keeps ringing at 3:00a.m.
- predicts 8 years
- will change the face of America
- Rumors are flying around Washington that she once dated a Black guy.
- Unlike her husband she has
- an American name (except in the way she spells it)
- slave ancestors
- and nice legs.
She maintains her welfare queen status by always being pregnant. Those food stamps aren't going to print themselves.
In addition to the indoctrination of her children, she spends her days tending to her glorious 'fro, disassembling, re-assembling and shooting targets with her large assortment of automatic weapons, plotting the demise of the wholesome Girl Scouts and replacing them with her own Afro-centric version, The Sistah Scouts, complete with badges awarding girls for stretching their lips, ears and necks with rhinocerous tusks as well as elephant-riding and selling voodoo dolls instead of cookies.
As part of her America-destroying agenda, M'Schelle was pushed into becoming a part of the legal establishment.
Since, her 'fro would not fit in a police helmet, M'Schelle began taking law courses at the annex.
After four years of complaining to her professors about their anti-Africanism, M'Schelle was able to convince her professors to grant her degree from Harvard by threating to bare her arms. As she has shown on many E! segments, her arms are NOT propaganda!
Fresh from the man's college, M'Schelle went to work defending fellow domestic terrorists and getting them released on various real and imagined technicalities.
M'Schelle was on her way to becoming a judge, but her violent tendencies toward mama bearism proved to be her downfall.
During a hard-fought trial to protect The Society of Secret Muslims from the consequences of their filthy, filthy terrorist activities, M'Schelle she took to bribing jurors with Chicago bean pies. Members of the jury suffered gas, and subsequently, the courtroom, her wrath.
After her fifth arrest, M'Schelle was forced to surrender her law license.
Her Plot To Enslave White AmericaEdit
It is well-known in Washington circles, that it is not Barack Hussein Obama, but M'Schelle who is the power broker in the couple. It is obvious and can be discerned by just looking at her.
Unable to get elected after her own shocking legal career, M'Schelle looked for an inexperienced, foreign, Muslim, terrorist to marry and use as her own black Macbeth.
She found this liberal in Barack Hussein Obama.
Groping Her MajestyEdit
Once in office, M'Schelle arranged to visit international heads of state, such as Queen Elizabeth II. During her European jaunt, M'Schelle was able to slip past guards and whisper, grope or otherwise molest unsuspecting and vulnerable spouses of the G20 leaders attending a summit in London in early 2009.
Abusing her position as "First Lady," M'Schelle was able to infect the head of the British Monarchy with the conficker virus (and possibly teh ghey) when she gave an iPod to the Queen filled with show tunes.
Unable to break free, Elizabeth went along until palace security was able to pry the 82-year-old out of the grip of M'Schelle .And just remember michelle obama wants to kill u and your mom.
- Wikipedia's Endorsement of Michelle Obama as First Lady
- Michelle Obama Loves Bears
- Michelle Obama campaign headquarters
- Michelle's Radical Agenda
- the truth about "Radical"
- Crazy hippie makes his move on black lady
- Radical does it again
- Radical's ancestors were slave owners. How do we know she wont use her enslaving powers to enslave white people?
- Michelle invades Series of Tubes
- Evidence that Michelle Obama is from outer space too!