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Michelle Malkin is a Filipino-"American" political commentator. She is a strong supporter of the Japanese internment of WWII, and in general believes we should lock up people who look like other people who might do America harm. After a Filipino spy was discovered in the White House, Malkin had herself placed under voluntary house arrest. "I just don't trust people that look like me," she said.
Michelle is an up-and-coming political commentator who is following in the hallowed and courageous footsteps of other true heroes such as Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh. Michelle and Ann Coulter are the most beautiful political commentators of the 20th and 21st century. All liberals can boast are Maureen Dowd, Elizabeth Kucinich, and Helen Thomas.
Leading America In BoycottsEdit
Michelle has people working day and night to keep Real Americans informed about the insidious liberal agenda. No one knows more about how the liberal mind works and Michelle uses those superpowers for good, all-American, Christian businesses that refuse services to atheist, commie, homosexual liberals!