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Michael Steele
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


M.C. and his White Friend!

of Black Friends

M.C. Steele, shoutin' out to his peeps.

Michael Steele is the former Lieutenant Governor of Maryland and current chairman of the Republican National Convention. He was nailed on the January 23, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report (his Bump took a while).

MC Steele's FriendsEdit


Mr. Steele with the other another Black Republican

Not only does MC rick the Brooks Brothers suits, he also rocks friends.

Some of MC Steele's best friends are:

He and Rush Limbaugh are best pals. Even good friends argue now and again.


Bloggers Meet Michael Steele - Part II03:44

Bloggers Meet Michael Steele - Part II

To lure African-Americans into the GOP, Steele is offering "fried chicken and potato salad." Wait, no watermelons or white wymin?
  • As a young man, he took on the responsibility of being the sole breadwinner for his entire family even making sure his younger half-sister Monica wouldn't have to rely on boxer/rapists for alimony[2].
  • MC was elected as the head of the Republican National Committee on January 30, 2009 for a two-year term. He is living proof that the Republican Party welcomes good darkies black membership and that, come 2012, anyone who doesn't vote Republican is a racist.
  • Liberal bigots like John Stewart would have you believe that Steele an unqualified token who is attempting to steal Lando Calrissian's mustachio look.[3]
  • The GOP admires and respects Mr. Steele so much for his leadership abilities that, this year, they might finally invite him to the Christmas Party. At least, they would love to, but there are already so many people coming and there's no more room on the guest list. They're sure he understands.

Michael Steele and his Uncle Tom Complex fight against Reverse RacismEdit

Michael Steele is doing God's work by fighting against the mooslim agenda to bring racism back to America! After the hard work of the Republican Party to eliminate such an insidious disease! Well, Steele wont allow that to happen!


Michael Steele is to be retired soon, he is very glad to pass the chairmanship to a white man Real American that would help us fight the communist government. Michael Steele has expressed interest on seeing more of his family and his pet dog.

Michael Steele: King of Tea BaggingEdit

Recently Michael Steele declared himself King of Tea Baggers and the Tea Party is ready to crown him Supreme Commander of Tea this is a lie, of course. The Tea Party is not ready to have a mooslim president, let alone a black monarch Michael Steele as leader of the Tea Party unless he is elected first, rules are rules.

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