Michael Pollan
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

May 13, 2009 NailingEdit


  • Dr. Colbert offered him a can of Sierra Mist
  • we should be attacking the food to protect ourselves
  • is against American things, like American cheese
    • it's processed
    • Stephen doesn't want to undream the dream by reading the label
  • synthesize breast milk for 150 years
  • he was not breast fed
  • Stephen demands he apologize to his mother (who was in the audience)
  • we don't know enough about food
  • our bodies know what to do with corn
    • the set is made of corn
    • the table tastes like a sun chip
  • problem of deliciousness
  • uses science in his book
    • science has done things for Cheetos
  • it's fun, it can't be bad for us
    • once a week, not everyday
  • he was busted in Berkeley buying fruity pebbles
    • it's a capitol offense
  • eat anything that is real
    • cook it yourself
    • less than 5 ingredients
  • says Dr. Colbert has a pasty complexion
    • but he has wavy hair

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