Michael Oppenheimer studies science-related stuff,
guaranteeing him a one-way ticket straight to hell.
Michael Oppenheimer
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

There's nothing quite as sad as an aging hippie.


Wasn't this guy on Barney Miller?

Book: INTERGOVERNMENTAL PANEL ON CLIMATE CHANGE - Climate Change 2007: The Physical Science Basis


Problem can be solved

how do we solve it without sacrifices

2 of the 12 cylinders in SC's car warm bread in glove compartment

plant trees, drive fuel efficient car, change to compact flourescent light bulbs

5 dishwashers

1 for glasses

1 for silverware

1 that just runs

Use EnergyStar appliances

tried to take over SC show

feb 2

when uncertainty was removed

evidence on table

not convinced

not all science is in


2000 scientists battle cars that run on gerbils

2000 vs 3 scientists with a realistic idea

smoking statistical not causal link

SC: future will take care of itself, MO: Earth will take care of itself once we're gone

questioned SC sanity

all of it is spook science

aztec pyramids were bomb shelters for astronauts - Erich Von Daniken

california will fall in ocean

technology will cool down the planet, have you heard of air conditioning?

one EnergyStar-stickered air conditioner for each continent, vent hot air into outer space

created myth of global myth

endorses myth

nuculer energy is the solution - NIMBY (not in my backyard)

waste can be shot into space

Next debate will be on tip of a glacier - if all the glaciers are gone SC wins!

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