Almost the Queen Edit
Early Years Edit
Michaëlle Jean is not Canadian born; she was actually born in Haiti. She came to Canada when her parents migrated to escape poverty and pursue a new life in the maple syrup mines in the province of Quebec. Michaëlle went on to have a career in propaganda dissemination with the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC).
Rise to Power Edit
Michaëlle Jean’s rise to the position of Governor General of Canada came shortly after she threatened then Prime Minister Paul Martin with magic missile. In a state of fear, Martin recommended to Queen Elizabeth that she appoint Jean as Governor General, and her dark reign could begin.
Michaëlle Jean is widely considered the most bangable Governor General since Jeanne Sauvé, or maybe Adrienne Clarkson if you were drunk enough.