is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!
looks good in anything,
but looks hot in drag, baby!!

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Excellant Grooming Habits
Jeff Goldblum enjoys meticulous grooming rituals and invented Metrosexuality, the practice of combining grooming with self emolation.

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Perez Hilton and Stephen "El Suave" Colbert
Owning the Red Carpet in their Metro-Ensembles, Perez and Stephen represent all that is Uber-Metro.

A metrosexual is an urban "man" who spends an inordinate amount of time thinking about his personal appearance and lifestyle. Most are godless sodomites and lovers of bears, although their true first love is themselves. Some metrosexuals are gay, but all gays are attracted to metrosexuals. Some metrosexuals get married (to a woman), but this is difficult for a metrosexual to do as it usually requires that they love some other person within the same approximate order of magnitude as themselves.

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