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A metrosexual is an urban "man" who spends an inordinate amount of time thinking about his personal appearance and lifestyle. Most are godless sodomites and lovers of bears, although their true first love is themselves. Some metrosexuals are gay, but all gays are attracted to metrosexuals. Some metrosexuals get married (to a woman), but this is difficult for a metrosexual to do as it usually requires that they love some other person within the same approximate order of magnitude as themselves.
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