Metric System

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Josh purse medium
Metric System
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.
Al Franken
Metric System has earned
Metric System
is science-related, sending it straight to hell.

The Metric System is a system of measurement designed by Satan. Much like Communism, it seeks to conquer the whole world one country at a time, like a row of dominoes. Only America, Burma and Liberia stand as soldiers in this holy struggle to keep our own system. Our cars get 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way we likes it!

If God had intened for man to use a system of measurment divisible by ten, he would have given us ten fingers...oh, wait.

Wait, wait, I got it, if God wanted us to use a system of measurement divisible by ten, he would have given Jesus ten apostles!

HA! Suck on that, Frenchie!

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