The Metric System is a system of measurement designed by Satan. Much like Communism, it seeks to conquer the whole world one country at a time, like a row of dominoes. Only America, Burma and Liberia stand as soldiers in this holy struggle to keep our own system. Our cars get 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way we likes it!
If God had intened for man to use a system of measurment divisible by ten, he would have given us ten fingers...oh, wait.
HA! Suck on that, Frenchie!