Dr. Noelle Bush wrote a prescription for
"Methyl Salicylate"

There's plenty more where that came from...

Methyl Salicylate is a naturally occurring aspirin-like substance secreted by plants when they are experiencing distressing events such as droughts, or extreme temperatures. $cientologists are hoping to ween the plants off the drug and instead promote the secretion of thetans.

How Mankind Will Exploit ItEdit

Dr. Stephen Shock Asylum7
After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Methyl Salicylate undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.

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