Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
People Who Are in Cults

"We real Christians hate Methodists because not only will they talk to each other in the liquor store but they get out on time most Sundays and thus beat everyone else to all the good restaurants for lunch."Edit

This Church scares the crap out of all real Americans.

Somehow not only is George Bush a member of this Church but so is Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Edwards

But wait it gets worse.

Not only has Bill Clinton been seen attending it* but so has Dick Cheney.

A couple of founding fathers were members so it must be good but WTF????? so are thousands of Anti-War activists?????????


Ok They believes in Jesus and are pro-life but wait a sec they'e for abortion being legal?

They're both against gay marriage and oppose homophobia.

WTF is going on with these crazy Protestants?

Why can't they be more like the one true church?

* Nice try Bill we all know you're a Carter Baptist.

See AlsoEdit

United Methodist Church

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