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Metaphor (noun)

  1. none of them are pathetic
  2. a thing that is like another thing, no wait...
  3. it's when you say something is another thing, hold on...
  4. it's not the same thing as a simile is it? No...
  5. a metaphor is when you say--no--write that one thing the first thing is like some oth...the second thing, but you say it all poetic and shit, like:
"Shall I compare thee to a summers day"
except you don't ask for permission, you just do it, and without saying that you're comparing, because you're just doing it, so it's not a comparison, you're just saying that it is, without asking. (which is necessary if you're talking to a compete jackass)

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