makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

Metallica is kick ass metal band way better than Disturbed, Godsmack and Ozzy (Sorry Ozzy)....the point is they kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO!

Origin & HistoryEdit

they formed after Muhammad Ali and Jake Gyllenhaal had a baby named James Hetfield. he grew up and later formed what we now know as Metallica. He met Lars Ulrich who was a Bear loving Homosexual at a bar in Kansas while the two were staying in the same cabin while vacationing there to find Dorthy and Toto's old house. Tits. Yes... tits.


James HetfieldEdit

Metal's greatest singer!

Kirk HammettEdit

a kick ass guitarist!!

Screw you, Chuck Norris!

Musical Style & InfluenceEdit

The coolest guys ever......THE SABBATH :D

also AC/DC, Zep, and probably Chuck Berry cos he's an evil guitarist in a good way!!


See AlsoEdit

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