The third most American holiday after Christmas and Independence Day, Memorial Day celebrates the first day of Summer by remembering all the troops who support the Greatest President Ever around a giant bar-b-que on an aircraft carrier.
How The First Memorial Day Was CelebratedEdit
Rituals Practiced on Memorial Day TodayEdit
- Grilling hamburgers outside with neighbors and family on gas-grills. All meat, no veggieburgers.
- All night Battleship™ parties.
- Women sew or buy huge flags to hang above their husband's Hummer dealerships, Exxon gas stations, and McDonald's franchises.