Melissa Bean
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 8th" district of the state of Illinois

Melissa Luburić Bean is a Blue Dog democrat representing Illinois's 8th district. Whenever she runs or has some weird event, she calls everyones' houses and leaves messages. It gets really annoying (86% of her victims agree with me, the rest are communists).

TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Melissa Bean gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Melissa Bean by unloading your gut onto this page.

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