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Meghan McCain
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Meghan McCain
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.

Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Meghan McCain

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Megan Mccain, Hot Maverick or The Hottest Maverick?

Megan McCain is the rubenesque daughter of the greatest losing Presidential candidate, The Greatest Maverick Ever.

Maverick JuniorEdit

She is a plus-sized model, and is close friends friends on (kinda) speaking terms with Sarah Palin. At 23 years old, she is already a Maverick, much like Bristol Palin (but less pregnant).

Like all female young Republicans, she is incredibly hot and sweet. As hot as she is, she is a Maverick who is not afraid to kick anyone in the balls if she has to.

Occasionally, her congenital maverickiness leads her to do foolish things, such as get a tattoo and support gay marriage. Both her dad and the Baby Jesus know that she is only going through a rebellious phase, and will soon get knocked up and chained to the stove right with the Lord and accept her place as fundraiser arm candy a good man's supportive wife.

How She Is An Advantage To Her FatherEdit


Megan is teaching her father how to use a computer with The Internets

Megan has extensive knowledge of Computers. She also knows a lot about The Internets, using The Google and The eBay.


She's presently attending a secret university in a secret location so she can focus on graduating with the kind of honors The Greatest President did. It's presently unclear whether she's majoring to be Decider or Bristol Palin's running mate in the year of Our Lord 2048. Ann Coulter is mentoring her in techniques to filter out the liberal media.

May 18, 2009 NailingEdit


  • is a republican blogger and the daughter of John McCain; Stephen wonders if her dad has figured which channel her blog is on?
  • she twittered that her Val says she should lick Dr. Colbert's face
    • his right side tastes like teriyaki
    • the left: chipotle
  • pro-sex, pro-life and pro-gay marriage
  • she is more liberal than Obama
    • Obama is not pro-gay marriage
    • she thinks the GOP is more pro-gay than the liberals
  • whenever the word sanctity
  • if a gay person gets married, what is the incentive for straights to get opposite married
  • she believes the GOP can attract young voters
    • not by concentrating on technology
    • concentrate on the message
  • there are two things she won't comment on publicly:
    • Sarah Palin
    • why she won't comment on Sarah Palin publicly

Meghan McCain
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

Meghan McCain
is a "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!

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