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Megan McCain is the rubenesque daughter of the greatest losing Presidential candidate, The Greatest Maverick Ever.
Occasionally, her congenital maverickiness leads her to do foolish things, such as get a tattoo and support gay marriage. Both her dad and the Baby Jesus know that she is only going through a rebellious phase, and will soon get
knocked up and chained to the stove right with the Lord and accept her place as fundraiser arm candy a good man's supportive wife.
How She Is An Advantage To Her FatherEdit
She's presently attending a secret university in a secret location so she can focus on graduating with the kind of honors The Greatest President did. It's presently unclear whether she's majoring to be Decider or Bristol Palin's running mate in the year of Our Lord 2048. Ann Coulter is mentoring her in techniques to filter out the liberal media.
May 18, 2009 NailingEdit
- is a republican blogger and the daughter of John McCain; Stephen wonders if her dad has figured which channel her blog is on?
- she twittered that her Val says she should lick Dr. Colbert's face
- his right side tastes like teriyaki
- the left: chipotle
- pro-sex, pro-life and pro-gay marriage
- she is more liberal than Obama
- Obama is not pro-gay marriage
- she thinks the GOP is more pro-gay than the liberals
- whenever the word sanctity
- if a gay person gets married, what is the incentive for straights to get opposite married
- she believes the GOP can attract young voters
- not by concentrating on technology
- concentrate on the message
- there are two things she won't comment on publicly:
- Sarah Palin
- why she won't comment on Sarah Palin publicly