is a patriotic adjective that describes The Greatest American Ever
and his award-winning news program, "The Colbert Report"


A man or woman at least 12 stone (164lb in American) over the national average weight of an American who can't pinch an inch at any given moment. It is also is used to refer to those with massive balls, such as Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report.

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