If you don't already have winnings from the
Mega Millions Lottery
your parents never loved you!

Stephen won did not pick the numbers correctly for the March 6, 2007 jackpot of $370,000,000. DAMN YOU 29!

Stephen's Mega-Millions Lottery TipsEdit

The odds of winning the lottery are astronomical, however, by buying ten tickets, you divide the odds by 10, making it an astro-certainty![1]

Once you win, tear up your last paycheck and call your cryptkeeper boss all of the names you've always wanted to, but never had the balls to with the security being filthy rich provides!

All with your feet on the desk!


These shackles are broken baby!



  1. Known as the Stephen Colbert Astro-Certainty Principle

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