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won did not pick the numbers correctly for the March 6, 2007 jackpot of $370,000,000. DAMN YOU 29!
Stephen's Mega-Millions Lottery TipsEdit
The odds of winning the lottery are astronomical, however, by buying ten tickets, you divide the odds by 10, making it an astro-certainty!
All with your feet on the desk!
These shackles are broken baby!
- ↑ Known as the Stephen Colbert Astro-Certainty Principle