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From every process used to serve and prepare the food to every item on the menu, McDonald's is America in restaurant form.
At the cutting edge of every cultural trend, McDonald's is now offering dozens (perhaps hundreds, okay, maybe just dozens) of new food items incorporating the new FDA standards and the new genetic technologies.
You deserve a break today, please review the new McDonald's menu below!
- genetically modified Maple-flavored chicken sausages wrapped in pancake-flavored cardboard
- Flamin' Hot Fig Cake
- Nothing, freedom isn't free, but it also costs more than a dollar!!!!