Maurice "Blew It" Clarett
Clarett apologizes hor

Maurice in prison negotiating his bung hole's safety.

Male American
October 29, 1983 - Only Dead inside.
Birthplace Warren, Ohio[1]
Religion BAMF
Education none
Occupation Cell Warmer
Spouse A big guy named Alice.
Super Powers ???

Maurice Clarett is a former American football player. He is well known for following truthiness

  • Unsuccessfully challenging the NFL's rule that a player must be out of high school for three years to be eligible for the entry draft.
  • Need Robbery Storie(s) make them funny!
  • On September 18, Clarett filed a guilty plea to the charges in a plea bargain that involved these events as well as the earlier robbery charges. He was sentenced by Judge David Fais to seven and a half years in prison, but may apply for early release after three and a half years. As part of the plea agreement, the prosecution agreed not to object to early release if and when Clarett applies for it..

He is now considered one of the greatest disappointments in the history of life itself.

Stephen's Next Black Friend?Edit

Maurice is currently lobbying to be on Stephen Colbert's short list to be his new "black friend".

Maurice lists the following as pros on his petition

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