Mauling By Proxy (a shunder)

  1. when any Godless Killing Machine chooses to assault one's person by devouring one's bookEpisode #326

The Proper RevengeEdit

The only acceptable revenge for Mauling By Proxy is to make a "Bear Smoothie" with the following ingredients:

  • the desire for revenge
  • a copy of Berenstein Bears and The Trouble With Chores
  • a few bananas
  • some more strawberries
  • a measure of apple juice
  • a working blender
  • a commercial break

"Mauling By Proxy"
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