The Masturbating Bear spreads the idea that masturbation is OK, along with other liberal myths. Conan has frequently tried to escape from the bear, but to no avail. For example, when his show moved to Chicago, he left the bear in New York. Unfortunately, it knew how to drive a plane.
WARNING: Ursine seminal fluid has been proven toxic to humans. Stay the hell away from this bear's path, at least 20, no, 30 yards away.
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|THE WIKIALITY.COM GUIDE TO BEARS|
|Ursa | Winnie The Pooh | Yogi Bear | Colbear | Smokey The Bear|
|Polar bears | Pizzly | Polar Grizzly | Koala | Panda Bear | Bats|
|Vampbear | BearSharks | Bipolar Bear | Care Bears | Roller bear|
|Bear baiting | Bear is driving | Bearism | Great Bear Incident | The Left Wing Madness|