On January 22, 2007, Dr. Larry W. Poland, the CEO of Mastermedia International, notified Stephen Colbert (via form letter) that he had been included on their list of "The Most Powerful People in Media."

Benefits Of Being One Of The Most Powerful People in MediaEdit

  • Tens of thousands of people will pray for Stephen on February 22, 2007, the day after Glenn Close and just prior to Phil Collins.
  • A personal prayer card

Items To Add to Your Prayer For Stephen If You Are One Of The Tens Of ThousandsEdit

Pray for God to grant Stephen:

  • A Gulfstream IV jet (not the II, He knows the difference)
  • Invisibility
  • The ability to travel back in time to bare knuckle fight Oliver Cromwell

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