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Martin Luther King

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Martin Luther King brings black rights to America's kids in the sack he carries with him

Martin Luther King was the founder of Lutheranism and Martin Luther King, Jr.'s daddy. He was allegedly a black man. However, no evidence of this has been confirmed (not that it matters).

The Jury is still out on whether he was a conservative Republican or a liberal Democrat.

If he was a good guy he must have been a conservative Republican if he wasn't he must have been a liberal Democrat.

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