Martha Stewart
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Martha Stewart
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
Martha Stewart
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Martha Stewart is the wife of John Stewart. She went to jail once for a bad stock sale.

Dr. Colbert was on her show Nov 21, 2008 where he found that Martha doesn't like it when Stephen touches her. He's since checked her into a psychiatric hospital for evaluation.

Martha Stewart returned the favor by visiting The Colbert Report on Nov 10, 2010.


  • She is the CEO/Overlord of Martha Stewart Galactic Imperial Uberpresence
  • Stephen Colbert suckled braunschweiger off of Martha's blouse... [1]

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