is science-related, sending it straight to hell.

Some people believe there is life on Mars, but there is no proof of this.

A delicious candy bar.

Scientists say there is also a planet called Mars, and that its colored red. This theory is just a creation of the liberal media elite.

President Bush never promised to send astronauts to Mars. He promised to send Mars Bars to astronauts.

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