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"Marketing"
was featured by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"
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I dont know what they are selling,
but I want it!

Marketing (tool)

  1. a tool used to win the hearts, minds and market share of consumers' hard-worked-for dollars.

When used properly, marketing can convince even your most strident foe that your arguement is bigger, loaded and that you are not so unstable as to use it without better representation than anything he might come up with in such short notice.

In the wrong hands, liberals turn it into propaganda, or worse: pornography.

In the right hands, marketing is a helpful guide to the confusing marketplace of ideas. Many Christian holidays have effective marketing, allowing them to overcome the liberal media. However, there is one holiday that has not had the benefit of marketing: Easter.

If Easter had better marketing, every person on America's Planet would know about The Diabetic Trinity and The Real Story of Easter.

As it is, you need a druid to find it on a calendar.

It is up to every American to help make this Holiest of Holy days more profitable.

After all, Mel Gibson can't be the only guy to make money off Easter.

Marketing was The Wørd on the March 28, 2006 edition of The Colbert Report.

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