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Mark Moffett
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


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Is an ant expert

Exterminators are practitioners of genocide

Ants are kamikazes, making them all Japanese. Thanks, Japan.

Ants are devoted to their society and their queen

Amazing social behaviors which mirror some human social behaviors

Overlap between man and and (other than Ant Man or Mant): ants are agricultural. They harvest plants, which they then process into mulch for fungi to grow on, and then the ants get high and stare at their claws for hours and hours

Ants are socialist man-haters


February 7, 2008Edit

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now studying frogs

frogs are going extinct faster than anything else

some frogs are poisonous

frogs dance

frogs can be very tiny

frogs can also be fat too

frogs can have fangs too

when someone offers a frog for you to hold, there are 2 questions you should ask

  • is this frog poisonous?
  • does it have fangs?

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