Mark Halperin
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


Mark Halperin
composed at least one non-audiobook book.

Mark Halperin is the former director of ABC News' Political Desk. In March of 2007 he stepped down from that position to focus on his writing.

The NailingEdit

Halperin predicted that the Republicans might lose Congress in the 2006 midterm elections.


  • How To Win


  • Author of many fantasy books, including The Way To Win which suggests Hilary Clinton is well positioned to win the Presidency in 2008.
Mark Halperin
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!


Wanted to dance with Stephen

couldn't keep his hands off him

Hates The Baby Jesus

Thinks about how hung Saddam is

Celebrities who speak out on issue get a free ride if they have a disease

Loves Alex P. Keaton

thinks Lou Gherig would get pwn'd

colbert report is balanced

recognizes colbert nation

says there is a liberal media bias

Best way for objective media to cover foley and haggard is to ignore them

Knows alot about meth

Believes stephen couldn't win the WH without his worthless book

Wants Hillary to be president

Wanted to dance with stephen again

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