Mark Buse
is a great employee of John McCain
and a Friend of Ken!
Mark Buse
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Despite what you may have heard
Mark Buse
Is totally not gay!

Mark Buse is the heterosexual Chief of Staff for The Greatest Maverick Ever!

His heterosexuality is known all over the continent and rivals only that of Tom Cruise.

In 2008, he was given an award for his heterosexuality.

No one else has ever been recognized for his heterosexuality, except Dr. Colbert.

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