marijuana /mar-a-WAN-a/ (n.) First appeared: Boys bathroom in Junior High School; Invented by Cheech & Chong
- A weed that grows everywhere in the world, primarily in hippies and surfers back yards.
- A psychotropic that is either smoked, or hidden in brownies you secretly give your mom.
- One of those things the American Medical Association and pharmacutical companies don't want you to know about.
- A medicinal herb that makes you happy.
- Satan's way of making your kids play X-box 360 all day instead of cleaning their room.
- National plant of Jamaica
- State plant of California, Oregon, Washington and Hawaii.
- Preferred drug of Hippies, Surfers, Beatniks, Democrats and Libertarians.
- Something Stephen Colbert won't do with John Stewart (except that one time, way back in college).
Also Known AsEdit
- The Kind
- The Devil's Weed
Yes, that's right kids. Science proves that Marijuana is actually good for you. Go figure!
Factual Marijuana DocumentariesEdit
|Educational Reefer Films|
Caught In The ActEdit
|Famous Americans arrested for reefer (Or everybody must get stoned):|
- Hippies to pass mandatory marijuana consumption law
- Pot-head arrested
- Hippies invade Portland
- Emergency Update: Wee is free in California!
- How Weed will destroy California
- Hippie to sue government for stealing his drugs
- Marijuana already turning our children into liberal monsters!
- How legalizing Marijuana will destroy the black market economy