when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
Mariah Carey is a big moneymaker in the music business. She is also officially a Scientist, & Mathologist, since her most recent album is entitled E=mc2.
She is famous for her voice, high sales and losing Grammy nominations to U2, Kelly Clarkson and Aretha Franklin. She has contibuted to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.
Miss Carey is known for her insanity and boobs, both of which are enormous.