We've got spirit, YES WE DO!!
We've got spirit, how 'bout
Marching Band!?!

Marching Band
is Very Manly™.

Marching Band is a fundamental public education program. The marching band is solely responsible for supporting and commending America's footballsmen. High school students signing up for marching band can be assured of four years of unrelenting abuse fun and excitement, and of having way more important things to do than go to parties or have sex.


Marching - is key to success. The basic principles of marching obtained early will later aid America's military officers and generals who will then command over our troops in the heat of battle.

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