Mara Vanderslice
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


Always makes herself at home.

Mara Vanderslice is a consultant who teaches Democrats how to appeal to the 87% of Americans who call themselves people of faith.

She was Stephen's guest on the March 5, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report.

March 5, 2007Edit

Mara Vanderslice
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

very young, obviously gave up a night of babysitting to be on the show

consultant teaches dems to appeal to evangelicals, christians, 80% americans believe in god attend church

gop believe in god, dems believe in welfare state that taxes rich

she believes bill clinton makes the baby jesus happy

jesus liked his hair oil, because the poor will always be with us

jesus said pull yourself up by your sandal straps

legalizing gay marriage, tax and spend, or banning prayer in schools: which will appeal to values voters most?

if dems go for christian vote, who will be get godless sodomite vote? ann coulter??

Let's let God be the judge.

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