You can't claim it, but you can enjoy it


A mantasy is the male fantasy that Matthew McConaughey lives out on behalf of all true red, white, and blue-blooded, heterosexual, married American males. Men would love to do nothing more than bang hot Brazilian chicks, get high and run in the street, and bang on their bongos while naked all day long. Most men can't do this, however, because they are shackled by the institution of marriage.

  1. Copyright 2007 Stephen Colbert

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