Hey, where the hell is
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
Hello, Kitty
Hello, Maldives
Asian and very good at math.

The warm, tropical, verdant, yellow Maldives. Each island has been visited at least once by Stephen Colbert except for those middle two, which are godless.

The Maldives are a string of great islands in the Indian Ocean. They are part of Asia. Everybody should visit them.

Dr. Stephen Colbert enjoys vacationing in the Maldives. He has been to those three smallish (but not too small!) islands one time each, and he's been to that big one up there twice. The middle two islands are the runts of the litter and have no reason to exist at all.

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