Hey, where the hell is
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.
Jungle 4

Dictator of Malawi, with his Bear life-partner.

Malawi is a country named after the kid from The Jungle Book. We don't like this country because their current dictator is a known harborer of bears. We don't respect their nation, but we don't have to because it's in Africa (self-explanatory). Otherwise, President Bush might consider mounting an invasion.

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