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After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of
Malaria


Malaria is a disease brought past America's borders by the mosquito menace. Defenders of America's Freedoms have created a well-regarded preventative measure which could have stopped this threat if it were not for whiney liberal enviro-hippies.

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Malaria is normally contracted when an infected mosquito bites a poor person until Bill Gates freed infected mosquitoes during a 2009 tech convention.Episode #512

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After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Malaria undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.

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