Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (mah-MOOD ah-mah-genie... mah-MOOD ah-mah-dinner... mah-MOOD ah-mah-something-or-other) is the Secret Republican President of Iran. His membership in the secretive cabal was recently revealed to the world, in the results of the June 2009 Iranian presidential elections. While Ahmadenijihad appears outwardly to be the exact opposite of everything that America stands for, behind closed doors he's as Red White and Blue as Apple Pie or George W. Bush.
Proof of Secret RepublicanismEdit
Iran has now become the 51st state in Republican America! After an election where they weren't allowed international democratic scrutineers (they're Republicans, they don't allow that kind of hippy crap), the
Electoral College Supreme Electoral Council has certified a result showing that George W. Bush Mahmoud Ahamadenijad has gained a landslide victory over opponent Al Gore Mirhossein Mousavi, reversing the numbers of both the vote, and the voter turnout. Just like Florida Tehran! The Electoral College Supreme Electoral Council of the US Iran has actually certified the loser George W. Bush Mahmoud Ahmamadejihad as the new President of America Iran!
Once more, the patriotic Decider has brought the light of Democracy to a backward heathen nation, spreading American Democratic Procedures across the world! God Bless
The only thing that remains for Iran to prove their absolute allegiance to American Ideals is for them to start bombing
Iraq Afghanistan Israel California to free it from its dictatorial tyrant rulers and stop the production of Weapons of Mass Destruction!