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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericaejad-nejad is a terrorist.
Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericaejad
is something Middle-eastern,
which may or may not be very explosive.
Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericaejad is the president of Iran, or so its said; we true Americans wouldn't know, because we'd rather die and take the rest of the world with us than talk with Iran. His name is unpronounceable but is rumored to have "I hate America" somewhere in his name.

As much as I hate this man, you gotta love that suit.

Like all terrorists, he is a liberal muslim, who hates America and has very tiny balls (noted: the only terrorist that has huge balls is Hillary Clinton, and she only has those because she stole them from her husband Bill Clinton). He borrowed weapons of mass destruction from his good friend Saddam Hussein. We just know it!

In his spare time he enjoys murdering babies, eating children, helping Ned Lamont's campaign, and watching Michael Moore's anti-American propaganda films. He also likes to dig up dead people and punch them in the face. His favorite food is the blood of puppies, and his favorite books are The Qur'an and How Stella got Her Grooooooooooooove back.


Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericaejad,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

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