In his spare time he enjoys murdering babies, eating children, helping Ned Lamont's campaign, and watching Michael Moore's anti-American propaganda films. He also likes to dig up dead people and punch them in the face. His favorite food is the blood of puppies, and his favorite books are The Qur'an and How Stella got Her Grooooooooooooove back.
- There are over ten trillion anagrams of the name Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericahad, and all of them are Persian for "Death to America".
- He has Britney Spears working as a mole in America.
- His arch Rival is The Greatest Maverick Ever.