Maestro Lorin Maazel
was an in-studio guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed at The C Desk.
Maestro Lorin Maazel
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
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Maazel escaped North Korean clutches only to find himself nailed!

Maestro Lorin Maazel is The conductor and Musical Director of the New York Philharmonic. He is a GRAMMY Award Winning Jewish Conductor. Make no mistake... He is The Greatest Conductor- EVER!!.

March 3, 2008 NailingEdit


  • knows how to suck up to an autocrat
  • took two months with State Department approval and logistics (plane, hotel, etc)
    • it will be remain to be seen what America got in return
  • concert was televised (part of the agreement) on the only channel in North Korea
  • New World Symphony by Dvorjak
  • some Gershwin

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