The Mach 3 is a shaving-razor made by Bic. It has 5 blades as opposed to the traditional 4, and has therefore become extremely popular with liberals, as they have an extra blade to cut-and-run with.

A real American boy keeps beards at bay by shaving with a properly sharpened axe.

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