Mace Windu

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Mace Windu was one of the galaxy's strongest Jedi Knights. He died in the Clone Wars attempting to save the chosen one, Stephen Colbert, from falling to the dark side of the American political party system. Luckily for us all, Stephen Colbert is safe from the clutches of the dreaded Democrat Party. Unfortunately for Mace, he was killed in battle against up-and-coming Democrat Party potential presidential nomination Emperor Palpatine. Mace Windu is credited as being the bravest Jedi to ever exist and is widely accepted as the strongest human to ever breath the same, unfiltered air of the dirty liberal Democrats.

Yoda's Black FriendEdit

Mace Windu was also Yoda's Black Friend. Unfortunately, no photographic record of their friendship exists because Yoda was too short to execute Stephen Colbert's patented "Black Friend" arm-around-neck pose.

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