|Full Network Name||
Official FOX stats:
|C.E.O.||Fat-Ass Ed Schultz|
|Types of Programs||Convential Wisdom disguised as political analysis|
|Sister Networks|| Al Jazeera|
|Most Popular Programs|| Morning Joe|
Meet The Press
Hardball with Chris Matthews
The Rachel Maddow Show
|Most Popular Celebrities|
MSNBC is a satanic cult secretly owned by Elvira and North Korea, dedicated to ensuring liberal power for years to come in order to suppress the middle class, raise taxes, and spew lies about Real Americans.
Many of its on-screen puppets are drug addicts only permitted to leave their Afghan caves for broadcasts and Oujia board games.
The rest are part of the MySogiNist Boys Club.