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Luke's right (conservative) hand was cut off when he refused to be converted into a liberal by Darth Vader.

Luke Skywalker-Colbert is the only Jedi in the Star Wars films to ignore that heretical "Force" crap and derive his amazing powers straight from the gut. He was originally known only as Luke Skywalker, but Stephen Colbert's extreme prowess with a lightsaber during the Green Screen Challenge has convinced many experts that Skywalker and Colbert are close relatives. They have began to search through the Star Wars films for more evidence of Colbert's influence. Their research, mostly done in their parents' basements, has shown that the truthiness themes of The Colbert Report are mirrored in the films.


Luke receives his new bionic conservative right hand with which he will combat the powers of evil and vanquish it from the galaxy once and for all.

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